ikea equals freedom?

Recently I went to IKEA in Red Hook on the B61 bus to buy some new pillows. I can't express how much fun it was to take public transportation to IKEA. I felt so DIY, or something. Anyway, I felt totally free. And giddy. And so I took myself straight to the cafe and had myself a piece of apple cake and a cup of coffee. I selected the birch tree area for my IKEA cafe experience, because it was