musings from the pool

Can you believe that Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories per day? For breakfast alone, for example, he eats three egg-and-cheese sandwiches, a five-egg omelet, grits, french toast with powdered sugar, and chocolate chip pancakes. Why doesn't he eat one big egg-and-cheese sandwich I wonder. Maybe they don't have access to hoagie rolls. Now I want an egg sandwich.