i finally found the amherst club

Well after many feelings of being left out of the University Club scene in New York (and Boston too), I finally found the Amherst Club! Of course we have to share with a host of other schools, but they are pretty decent enough schools I guess.As it so happens, the University Club at 54th and 5th Avenue is a secret club of sorts. What do they do in there?? I was really curious so I asked. The man