something about shopping: oh dear

Brace yourselves this fashion season. Pleated Jeans are in. And High-Waisted Pleated Jeans with a Tapering Leg at that! What? But wait, there's more. Pleated yokes on tops, skirts, dresses and jackets. Itchy wool. Corduroy of the bulky variety, with pleats. Don't forget to bulk up the bulk. Top off your look with some hair-sprayed long hair, lightly curled and some oversized 70s plastic eyeglass